Welcome to the era where Bollywood’s favorite genre isn’t romance, action, or comedy—it’s biopics. Yes, you heard it right. If it breathes, walks, or even existed in a parallel universe, it’s getting the biopic treatment!
Bollywood has officially entered its “If It Exists, It’s Getting a Biopic” era. We’ve had biopics on athletes, singers, mathematicians, kings, soldiers, criminals, and even samosa sellers (no hate, samosas deserve the Oscars). Take your (bio)pic. So, in true Bollywood fashion, I’m pitching my own life’s biopic:
” The Unseen Struggle: How I Survived 37 Unanswered LinkedIn DMs & Lived To Post About It “( Starring: Me, obviously. Cameo by my must do away with immediately laptop).
But until some big producer green lights this masterpiece, I’ll keep hustling—because if ” Gutka King:The Chewing Tobacco Chronicles “, can get funding, so can my dreams.
Director’s Statement: “Every story deserves to be told through 3 hours of dramatic background music, 17 costume changes, and at least one unnecessary item number.”
Coming Next: A biopic about the person reading this post right now. Working title: “Scroll: The Social Media Warrior’s Journey”.
Remember: If you’ve ever done literally anything in your life, congratulations! You’re now biopic material.
Casting directors are standing by. Terms and conditions apply. Side effects may include sudden urges to deliver powerful monologues while staring into the distance.
PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as well. You can access it on these links below:
- Instagram: https://www.
instagram.com/sohb.story/ - YouTube: https://www.youtube.
com/@SOHBStory - Spotify Creators: https://creators.
spotify.com/pod/profile/sobh- story/ - Spotify: https://open.spotify.
com/show/ 3e4IAeGuwELReOcWJ4Csvj?si= 1c1f6cb320644d30 - Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.
com/podcasts/ab0afb48-e3d2- 4cf7-8279-7392d97d1bcd/sohb- state-of-the-heart-branding- story