The Brand Personality Clinic: All 16 Types. Fully Diagnosed

 

Carl Jung walked so Myers-Briggs could run. And Myers-Briggs walked so brands could finally stop lying about who they actually are.

 

Meet the Brand Personality Clinic.

 

Here’s a question that is probably not asked during a typical brand strategy meet: Is your brand an introvert or an extrovert?

 

While human beings spent decades using the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator(MBTI) to figure out why they hate networking events, brands have been doing the exact same personality thing — loudly, proudly, or quietly — without a diagnosis.

 

It’s probably time to look within.

 

The Extrovert Brand walks into every room like it owns the zip code. Nike doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t “suggest” you work out. It grabs you by the collar and yells Just Do It. Red Bull doesn’t sell energy drinks. It sells the audacity to jump off a cliff with cameras rolling. These brands are the ones texting first. Always.

 

The Introvert Brand lets the product do the talking while the brand itself sits in the corner, radiating quiet power. Muji. Aesop. Patagonia. No celebrity. No confetti. Just depth, restraint, and enough self-assurance to make you feel slightly underdressed. These brands don’t chase you. You go to them.

 

Here’s the lowdown on 16 Brand Personality Types

 

  1. INTJ — Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging — The Architect.

Apple. Dyson.

India: Tata Group.

Builds with ruthless long-term vision. Doesn’t explain itself. Doesn’t apologise. Quietly right about everything, annoyingly early.

 

2. INTP — Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving — The Logician

Wikipedia. Wolfram Alpha. 

India: Zerodha. 

Obsessed with how things actually work. Allergic to fluff. The brand that would rather be correct than popular — and somehow becomes both.

 

3. ENTJ — Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging — The Commander

Amazon. McKinsey. 

India: Reliance Industries.

Doesn’t suggest. Decides. Efficiency is the love language. Will restructure your entire industry before your morning chai cools.

 

4. ENTP — Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving — The Debater

Oatly. Tesla. 

India: boAt. 

Picks fights with convention on the packaging, in the pitch, on the billboard. Contrarian by design. Wins arguments before you knew there was one.

 

5. INFJ — Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging — The Advocate

Patagonia. Ben & Jerry’s. 

India: Fabindia. 

Carries quiet, burning conviction. Every product is a quiet protest. Makes you feel complicit in something good.

 

6. INFP — Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving — The Mediator

Hallmark. Moleskine. 

India: Archies. 

Feelings first, always. Romanticises the ordinary into something worth framing. May cry during the brand review. Means well. Always.

 

7. ENFJ — Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging — The Protagonist

TED. Oprah’s OWN Network. 

India: Josh Talks. 

Genuinely believes your story can change the world. And then convinces you too. Stage presence as brand strategy.

 

8. ENFP — Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving — The Campaigner

Innocent Smoothies. Oat-ly’s wilder cousin. 

India: Paper Boat. 

Writes nostalgia on a juice carton( sells yesterday to fund tomorrow). Makes you feel seven years old and somehow also deeply understood. Chaotic good, bottled.

 

9. ISTJ — Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, Judging — The Logistician 

FedEx. Bosch. 

India: LIC. 

Has been showing up since before your parents were born. Doesn’t need a rebrand. Needs your trust. Has earned it. Will earn it again tomorrow, quietly.

 

10. ISFJ — Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Judging — The Defender

Johnson & Johnson. Dove. 

India: Dabur. 

The brand equivalent of your grandmother’s kitchen. Warm, reliable, never loud. Has your back before you know you need it.

 

11. ESTJ — Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, Judging — The Executive

Goldman Sachs. KPMG. 

India: HDFC Bank. 

Runs on process, precision, and the radical belief that systems matter. Not glamorous. Absolutely indispensable. The brand that built the scaffolding everyone else stands on.

 

12. ESFJ — Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, Judging — The Consul

Coca-Cola. 

India: Amul, Tanishq. 

Everyone’s favourite at the family gathering. Warm, inclusive, impossibly consistent. Has a timely, witty opinion on every moment in national life. Loved across generations without trying to be cool.

 

13. ISTP — Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving — The Virtuoso

Leatherman. Victorinox. 

India: Royal Enfield. 

Doesn’t pitch. Performs. Built for people who’d rather fix things than talk about fixing things. The brand that shows up when things break — literally.

 

14. ISFP — Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving — The Adventurer

Vans. Polaroid. India: Forest Essentials. 

Quietly beautiful. Refuses to be defined. Aesthetics as autobiography. Makes you feel like self-expression is a birthright, not a campaign.

 

15. ESTP — Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving — The Entrepreneur

Red Bull. GoPro. 

India: CRED. 

Moves before the risk assessment arrives. Sponsors the cliff jump. Films it. Makes it look inevitable. Discomfort is the product.

 

16. ESFP — Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving — The Entertainer

Disney. MTV. 

India: Fevicol, MDH Masala. 

Every touchpoint is a performance. Joy is the strategy. Laughter is the margin. The brand that turned up to your childhood uninvited and never really left.

 

What’s The Prognosis?

Most brands are born as one type and slowly tortured into blandness by committees, consultants, and quarterly panic.

 

A brand’s MBTI(Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) isn’t what the strategy deck says. It’s what the brand does during a crisis. That’s character. That’s the only brief that matters.

 

The Real Twist

The best brands aren’t pure types.
They’re intentional hybrids.

 

Apple = Introvert (product) + Extrovert (launches) + Intuitive (vision)
Nike = Feeling (storytelling) + Thinking (performance tech)

 

That’s not confusion. That’s strategic gymnastics.

 

In Closing

 

If your brand feels inconsistent…it’s not a marketing issue.

 

It’s a personality without a spine. Define it. Design it. Defend it.

 

Because in a world of infinite scroll…
people don’t follow brands.

 

They follow behaviour they recognize.

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as well. You can access it on these links below:

 

Airplane Mode:Where Your Seat Reclines Four Inches.Your Dignity Goes Further

 

AIRBORNE DISEASE: What Really Goes Viral at 35,000 Feet 

 

We faced the dreaded Covid some years back. It’s time to put that behind us( literally and figuratively!). The real contagion in air travel is human behavior. And it’s been spreading, untreated, since Orville Wright landed that blasted thing in Kitty Hawk.

 

A Preamble

 

They say flying is the safest form of travel. But, that said, no Caveat Emptor came with it. They never said anything about the safest form of human interaction. The moment an airport boarding gate appears on the horizon, something deeply primordial awakens in otherwise civilised people. A perfectly reasonable auditor from Pune transforms into a Gladiator that Russel Crowe would find hard to mimic. A mild-mannered housewife from Hyderabad becomes a geopolitical strategist with aisle ambitions. And a startup founder from Bengaluru — who hasn’t actually built anything — begins treating every overhead bin like an IPO.

 

The Boarding Gate

You know the drill. The boarding gate is not a lounge; it’s a gladiator pit for the fashionably late narcissist. This guy walks in 10 minutes before closing, holding an overpriced Starbucks cup like a souvenir from Rashtrapati Bhavan, acting as if the aircraft is waiting for his astrological alignment. Meanwhile, the aisle occupancy squad has already formed: uncles who believe standing 2 cm from the boarding scanner makes them pilots.

 

Boarding passes clutched like lottery tickets. Eyes scanning for weakness. Predators in athleisure( airport look anyone?).

 

The Boarding Gate Theatre begins before the flight is even announced. Zone 3 is called. Zones 1 and 2 remain seated. Zones 4 through 9, plus twelve people who don’t understand boarding groups( or any language that the announcement takes place in), rush the gate like it’s a Black Friday sale at Croma. In America, this is called “gate lice.” In India, this is called every day, every time.

 

“The plane will not leave without you. Even if it wants to. It has your name on the manifest. It does not have a choice “. Sad but true!

 

Then arrives The Fashionably Late Passenger. Boarding has closed. The gate agent is already emotionally exhausted. And then — THEN — a man appears, rolling his luggage with the unhurried authority of someone who genuinely believes the world is on his schedule. He is usually in a Nehru jacket(And there is nothing Gandhian about him). He always has a wife six steps behind him. He is always slightly smug. In Dubai, this person arrives in linen. In London, tweed. In Lagos, he arrives on a phone call. The accent changes. The attitude never does.

 

On board, the Aisle Seat Occupier plants himself and immediately spreads out like a territorial nation-state. Both armrests( Arms and The Man?). One knee in the aisle. A Bluetooth speaker, technically on mute, radiating menace. The Middle Seat Human always the most emotionally defeated creature on the aircraft — folds himself inward until he is physically 40% smaller than his original dimensions. And since these seats don’t have memory foam, it is unlikely that he will regain his original size(or composure) once he lands.

 

Somewhere in Row 14, The Recliner strikes. The seat back slams into your tray table with the violence of a small verdict. And you thought the jury was out! Your coffee is now on your laptop. It is now branded the Coffetaria. Doing a decaff lap. Your dal makhani is now a tie-dye experiment that curriculum designers at NIFT would be proud of. He does not look back. He has reclined. His journey is complete.

 

The real action starts at 35,000 feet. We don’t fly planes. We unleash personalities at 35,000 feet. That is really…the height!

 

The Class Divide

Meanwhile, in First Class, a man is handed warm nuts and a hot towel simultaneously. In Business, another man is having feelings about his lie-flat bed not being perfectly flat. The airline lied? He almost throws in the towel. In Premium Economy, someone is doing complex mathematics on whether 4 extra inches of legroom justifies the psychological anguish of knowing Economy is right behind them. In Economyor as it has been lovingly rebranded: Cattle Class(by those who forget they too once mooed) — a family of five is rearranging the food chain. And everyone nose!

 

I don’t know if this has crossed your mind: Ever wonder why Economy flyers treat cabin baggage like it’s the last roti at a North Indian wedding?

 

The Air Hostess Pulveriser

There is a special circle in hell for the flyer who rings the call bell three times to ask, “Do you have tomato juice? No? Then what is your problem?” This is the same creature who will argue with the air hostess about the definition of ‘vegetarian’ using the Bhagavad Gita and a credit card swipe.

 

The Perennial Sleeper (Certified Corpse Class)

This guy boards with a neck pillow that looks like a medieval torture device. The meal cart rams his elbow. The baby screams. The plane lands. He refuses to acknowledge existence. You want to eat your 5-course meal (read: a paneer wrap and a mithai). But no. The Recliner Seat Terrorist in front of you has just executed a rapid recline ( Remember: The Future Happens Slowly, And Then All Of A Sudden). Your food tray is now hugging the seat behind you. Your crotch is now the dining table. Crotch crotch hotha hain!

 

And of course, there is The Know-It-All Traveller, who knows the cruising altitude, the exact model of aircraft (and its production year), why this route was changed last April( and why Govinda could dance on an Air Mauritius plane wing), and why the airline lost its competitive edge post-2019. He tells the air hostess. She smiles. This smile has a tensile strength that should be studied by materials scientists. She has heard everything. She has survived everything. She will continue smiling as she goes home and screams into a very understanding pillow. Kylie Minogue, are you listening?

 

And then…we land. Ah, the grand finale

 

The aircraft has barely kissed the runway and suddenly everyone is cured of inertia. Seatbelts? Purely decorative. The entire cabin springs up like toast. Overhead bins open with the urgency of a heist movie( yes you have seen that Korean movie I know!). Bags rain down. Elbows become conversational tools.

 

Phones emerge. Not casually. Religiously.

Because clearly, the global economy was paused mid-air, waiting for you to reconnect. Without your WhatsApp “Landed” message, civilisation teeters on the brink of collapse. And, needless to mention, both Android and Apple would shut shop. Apple’s new incoming CEO has his work cut out.

 

Airplane mode, by the way, wasn’t invented for aviation safety. It was invented to give humanity a few hours of forced silence. A digital detox disguised as regulation. The only time people reluctantly meet themselves… and hate the encounter. From Gate to Gait…watch humans devolve in real time.

 

And then comes the Gold Rush.

Not for exits. For toilets. A mass pilgrimage triggered by nothing but herd instinct and bladder paranoia.

 

The real Airborne Disease is this: we board as strangers united by destination, but we behave as if the cabin is a zero-sum game where your overhead bin space is my defeat, your on-time departure is a personal inconvenience, and your aisle is my sovereign territory. Every flight is a referendum on our collective EQ. We keep losing.

 

But we keep flying. And somehow, gloriously, inexplicably — we keep arriving. Bon Voyage!

The WhatsApp Confessional: We Are All Guilty And We Know It!

 

Now it can be told:- WHATSAPP Is The Green-Tinted Theatre of Human Behavior.

 

Welcome to WhatsApp — where relationships go to be managed, avoided, and occasionally, accidentally forwarded to the wrong person. Welcome to the most honest stage of human behavior ever invented. No filters. No lighting. Just raw, unedited you with typing dots that feel like Jethro Tull  drumrolls.

 

WhatsApp didn’t save us from SMS charges. It saved us from accountability. Before 2014, if you didn’t reply, you were “busy.” Now? You’re a psychopath with a diagnosed blue tick allergy.

 

We all know the species. And some. Let’s dissect the digital caste system, shall we? Please pardon me if the pecking order doesn’t stack up well. My limited observation offers the following:-

 

The Coveted Blue Tick

The blue tick turned the humble chat app into a courtroom( and offered those immortals a status upgrade). Suddenly, everyone is either a suspect or a detective. So what did the truly guilty do? They disabled read receipts. Beautiful. Magnificent. The digital equivalent of closing your eyes and believing nobody can see you. “I value my privacy,” they announce, while reading every single message the moment it arrives and responding only when geopolitically convenient.

 

These Blue Tick Buddha sees everything. Responds to nothing. Achieves enlightenment through silence. Claims “digital minimalism.” Actually runs a high-efficiency ignore factory.

 

The 1:10 Ratio Responder

Every group has one. The 1:10 ratio person deserves a dedicated paragraph. It will be remiss of me not to include this Impact Sub (if I can borrow the terminology from the IPL). For every ten messages sent their way, you receive exactly one reply. Usually “k”. Occasionally “🙏”. Never an explanation. In Bengaluru, this guy is a techie who “doesn’t have bandwidth.” In Delhi, he’s a cultural attaché of cold snubs. Geography changes, hypocrisy doesn’t.

 

The Olympic Sprinter 


The Roger Bannister types. Or Usain Bolt. Take your pick. Replies before your message is even delivered. Either deeply invested…or unemployed…or both. You’re still typing “Hey” and they’ve already said, “Yes, 7 PM works.”He doesn’t read. He pre-judges. He’s the human equivalent of an autocorrect gone rogue. Nobody knows how he does it. Science has no answers.

 

The ‘Sorry, Just Saw This’ Archaeologist 


Interned with the ASI (Archaeological Survey of India). Responds after 3 business days. Excavates your message like it’s from the Indus Valley Civilization. “Sorry, just saw this!” Translation: I saw it. I evaluated your importance. I chose peace. Now what? 

 

And then…the real drama.

WhatsApp Groups

A sociological experiment disguised as convenience.

There’s always:

  • The Forwarding Factory: sends “Good Morning 🌹” like it’s a government mandate( as if there’s a tax rebate under Section 80C of the Income Tax Act)
  • The Silent Spectator: diligently reads 187 messages, contributes none
  • The Over-Enthusiastic Admin: treats the group like a startup IPO
  • The Ghost Who Returns During Crises: disappears for months, resurfaces only when someone needs money or contacts

 

In India, family groups are sacred temples of passive aggression.
“Beta, why no reply?” lands harder than any corporate escalation email.

In Dubai or Singapore, WhatsApp becomes a polite chessboard. Everyone responds. Nobody says anything.

Group Admins

They are the only honest dictators left. They kick you out for a political opinion but keep the guy who sends “Good Night” photos of Jesus. That’s the democracy we deserve. Well, you asked for it!

The real insight?

WhatsApp isn’t a messaging app. It’s a mirror with notifications.

It reveals:

  • Your priorities
  • Your power games
  • Your emotional availability
  • Your need to be needed…or feared…or ignored

Every “typing…”is a promise. Every delay is a decision. Every reply is a revelation.

If you think I am letting you go so easily, you have another think coming. We are the sapiens. And there is more to it than meets the thumb!

Let’s widen the circus tent. Because just when you think you’ve catalogued all the WhatsApp wildlife, a few rare, glorious outliers wander in…behaving like they’ve been raised by a different algorithm altogether. See, its all about the parvarish!

The Paragraph Poet 


Writes messages that need a scroll bar. Opens with context, builds tension, lands a conclusion, adds a PS, and sometimes a sequel. You asked, “Free at 6?”


They respond with a TED Talk.


Reading their message is less “chat” and more weekend assignment.

The Voice Note Hostage-Taker

 

Typing is apparently beneath them. Every response is a three-minute audio recording delivered with the microphone six centimetres from their mouth, in a moving auto, next to a construction site. You can hear wind( actually the message has gone with it as well!). You can hear someone’s pressure cooker. You cannot hear the actual words. You listen three times, understand nothing, reply “haha yes,” and carry the secret to your grave.

 

The “Typing…”Ghost Who Never Delivers

You see those three dots. The mocking dots. The teases. They appear. You wait. Your heart rate spikes. You think a novel is coming. Maybe a confession. Maybe an apology. Maybe feelings.

45 minutes pass.

The dots disappear. Nothing arrives.
This person opened the chat, started typing “Listen, I think we need to talk about what happened on Tuesday,” then deleted it, then typed “Haha cool,” deleted that too, then watched three reels, ordered dinner, and went to bed.
You? You’re still staring at the screen like a clown. Congratulations. You’ve been dotted. No dot, sorry doubt about it!

 

TBTDT(The Been There Done That) Brigade

These are the guys who control the Central Bank of WhatsApp. All deposits and withdrawals go through them. They are in the know, now, then, whenever, always. You post something and within 0.8 seconds of that you see a response that says “ I have seen this, it’s an old one “. So, effectively puts off those occasional posters( if there is such a word) lest it earn the wrath of the TBTDT Brigade.

 

The Read-At-4:17-AM-But-Reply-At-7:32-PM Artist

Ah. My favorite specimen.You message at 11:00 AM: “Hey, free for a quick call?” Blue tick. 4:17 AM next day.

Then radio silence until 7:32 PM: “Oh sorry ya, was in meetings. Everything okay?”

You know they were not in meetings. You know they were awake at 4:17 AM watching Kantara reaction videos and eating leftover biryani (from Mallika Biryani, Hennur). But they have perfected the art of strategic disrespect. They want you to know they saw it. But they also want you to know you are not a priority. The 4:17 AM read receipt is not an accident. It’s a power move.

 

The “Last Seen: Long Ago” Mystic

This person has disabled everything. No last seen. No blue ticks. No online status. No profile photo update since 2016. They are a digital ghost. You send a message. It goes into the void. Two grey ticks forever.

Then, exactly 11 days later, they reply: “Hey sorry, off grid.”

You ask where they were.

They say, “Just needed peace, bro.”

You check their status — which they forgot to hide — and see them at a Go-Karting track, a pub, and a wedding, all in the same week.

 

This is not peace. This is performative hermitry.

 

The Screenshot Archivist

 

Dangerous. Quietly dangerous. They never react. They never respond with heat. But somewhere on their phone exists a folder — organised, dated, possibly alphabetised — containing every questionable thing you have ever typed. They will not use it today. They are patient. They are waiting for the right moment. That moment may never come. But it exists as a possibility, and that is enough to keep you spiritually humble.

 

The Emoji Economist 


Communicates purely through emojis. No words. Just a cryptic sequence like: “🔥🤝😶‍🌫️📉💀”


You’re left decoding it like ancient Sanskrit.


Is it agreement? Sarcasm? A warning? A breakup? A new language? A sign of the times?

 

The Forwarding Fundamentalist

 

This person has never — not once in recorded history — generated an original thought on WhatsApp. Every message is forwarded. Every. Single. One. Health tips from 2009. A video “scientists don’t want you to see.” A voice note from “a doctor in Germany” about something happening to your kidneys. The timestamp on some of these forwards predates the smartphone itself. When you ask “bro did you actually read this before sending?” the reply arrives in four seconds. Forwarded, naturally.

 

The Urgent Broadcaster

 

“Call me ASAP.” That’s the entire message. No context. No clue. You call, heart hammering, convinced someone has died or a building has collapsed. They answer cheerfully and ask if you know a good place for biryani near Koramangala. They needed this information urgently. You age four years in real time.

 

The K Person ( no, nothing to do with Ekta Kapoor)

 

You pour your heart out. Three paragraphs. Vulnerable. Raw. Honest. They read it — you can see the blue ticks absorbing your soul — and they reply: “K”. Not even “Ok.” Not “Okay.” The single, weaponised, atomic K. In certain cultures this is considered an act of aggression ( K for Kryptonite?). In others, it qualifies as emotional abuse. Linguists are studying it. Therapists are billing extra for it.

 

The Status Passive-Aggressor

 

Never confronts anyone directly. Doesn’t need to. At 11:43 PM, after the argument, they post a status — a quote, usually in a dramatic font, sometimes with rain in the background — that says something like Some people reveal their true colours eventually. Forty people view it. Thirty-eight know exactly who it’s about. The target sees it. Nobody says anything. The status disappears in 24 hours. The wound does not.

 

The Grammar Gladiator 


Will ignore the content of your message… but correct your typo.
“You’re*” That’s it. That’s the reply. Conversation derailed. Ego punctured. English saved.

 

The ‘Call Instead’ Assassin 


You send a well-thought-out message.
They reply: “Call?”
Translation: Your effort is admirable. Also irrelevant.

 

And somewhere in this beautifully chaotic ecosystem…You exist too.

Maybe as a hybrid.
A Blue Tick Buddha by day.
A Double Texter by night.
A Voice Note Virtuoso when lazy.
A Silent Spectator when overwhelmed.

Because WhatsApp isn’t just an app.

It’s a personality test… where the results are visible to everyone except the person taking it.

The cast is now complete. The courtroom is full. And every single person reading this has just quietly recognised themselves in at least two of these profiles and is hoping nobody noticed.

 

You noticed. We all noticed. 😄

 

PS: On another note, my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as well and can be accessed at https://profile.dailyhunt.in/SOHBStory

The Most Expensive Question in Branding is the Cheapest One You Ask

 

Imagine Picasso asking, “How much paint can you afford?” . Or God, before splitting the sea: “What’s your miracle budget?”

 

Ridiculous, right? Then why do brand storytellers hide behind this lazy, selfish question?

Because it’s safe. Because it shifts risk to the client. Because figuring out what they really want—the fear, the hunger, the unspoken dream—is hard. So you outsource your thinking to their wallet. Shameful.

 

What Is Your Budget?

 

Four words.
Zero imagination.
Negative empathy.

 

It’s the branding equivalent of proposing on the first date…with a menu card.

 

The Budget Question Is A Coward’s Question

 

Nobody ever fell in love and asked, What’s your budget for this relationship?

 

Yet somehow, the first thing most brand consultants do when a client walks in — is exactly that. They reach for the safety net. The spreadsheet. The number that lets them off the hook before the real work begins. Budget: Please Note That It Is Your Crutch; Not Their Cue

 

You’re Not A Vendor. Stop Auditioning Like One

 

When Harley-Davidson rebuilt its brand from near-bankruptcy, nobody sat across from Willie G. Davidson and asked what he had to spend. They understood what he was terrified of losing — the soul of a subculture. That fear became the brand brief. That brand brief became a legend.

 

Fear is always the real budget.

 

So is hunger. So is the story they’ve been rehearsing in the shower for three years but haven’t found the right room to tell it in yet. Your job — your only job — is to find that room.

 

Ask Three Questions That Actually Matter

 

Rather then walk in with a budget, the best ammunition to carry would be:-

 

What are you trying to become that you’re not yet? This unlocks ambition. Ambition has no ceiling.

What keeps you up in the wee hours of the night about your brand? This unlocks fear. Fear has no floor.

What’s the story you’re dying for someone to tell about you? This unlocks desire. And desire? Desire writes the cheque.

 

When you excavate these answers, the budget conversation doesn’t disappear — it transforms. It stops being a gate and starts being a bridge.

 

The Real Brand Brief Is Never in the Brief

Assume a founder says, “We have INR 20 lakhs.”

What they mean is:

  • “I’m terrified this won’t work.”
  • “I need to look smart in front of my board.”
  • “I want to matter in a market that barely notices me.”

But instead of decoding the subtext, we reach for the calculator.
We price the fear. We itemize the dream. We invoice the insecurity.

And then we wonder why the work feels…forgettable.

 

The Patagonia Lesson To Learn From

 

Patagonia didn’t become a billion-dollar conscience because some brand consultant asked Yvon Chouinard how much he wanted to spend on branding. Someone understood his existential dread — that commerce was destroying the planet he climbed. That dread became doctrine. That doctrine became brand equity no balance sheet can contain.

 

The story they were eager to buy? We’re in business to save our home planet.

 

Nobody budgets for that. They commit to it.

 

What Is The Radical Reset

Stop being a quote machine. Start being a diagnostician.

The moment you ask about budget before understanding belief, you’ve already lost the plot — and probably the client.

Great brand work begins in the archaeology of anxiety, aspiration and appetite. Dig there first. The numbers will follow the narrative. They always do. Because the best clients don’t have budgets. They have convictions. And convictions? Those are infinite.

 

Plain Speak Wisdom

Clients buy transformation, not tariffs. You’re not vending widgets; you’re vending wings. Perpetual readiness? Ditch the spreadsheet. Arm with empathy grenades. Watch budgets balloon into blank checks.

 

Truth Be Told( based on our experiences at ISD Global)

Truth #1: People Buy Stories, Not Services

Nobody wakes up craving a “brand architecture framework.”

They crave:

  • A redemption arc
  • A comeback story
  • A “finally, we’ve arrived” moment

Your job is to write the movie they want to star in…and then design the brand that makes it believable.

Truth #2: Budget Is Elastic. Belief Is Not

When belief spikes, budgets stretch like warm mozzarella.
When belief is absent, even free feels expensive.

So the game isn’t to fit into a budget.
It’s to expand conviction.

Truth #3: The First Question Sets Your Ceiling

Ask “What’s your budget?”
-You get a number. You stay small.

Ask “What are you trying to change in the world?”
-You get a mission. You think bigger.

 

The New Playbook (If You Will)

  1. Diagnose before you prescribe
    You’re not selling services. You’re solving tension.
  2. Translate fear into strategy
    Every hesitation is a clue. Every doubt, a doorway.
  3. Sell the future, not the deliverables
    Decks don’t close deals. Destiny does.
  4. Price after meaning, not before
    When the story lands, the number follows.

 

Etch this in stone if you can: UFP > USP aka : In brand building, Unique Feeling Proposition(UFP) is far greater than Unique Selling Proposition(USP).

 

In closing, may I recommend we do this: Stop asking what they can spend. Start asking what they can’t afford to lose.

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

 

The Problem With Racing to the Bottom?

 

You might win. Then what?

 

We need to be more competitive on price “, is a common refrain heard in brand and board rooms. Most people in the room nod, effectively paving the way for what I call long polite brand suicide.

 

Discounting Is Not A Strategy. It Is An Apology

 

Very few will admit that they are running this race-where the prize is margin destruction, commoditization, and the haunting sound of customers who only show up when you’re desperate enough to go lower.

 

Look at what happened to Kodak. Not the camera story — the other one. In the 1980s, they quietly crushed their film margins trying to out price Fuji on retail shelves. They won the price war. They lost the brand. When digital arrived, there was nothing left to defend. No premium, no loyalty, no fortress. Just a company that had trained its customers to see it as cheap.

 

Or consider Spirit Airlines in the USA. — the poster child of the race to the absolute bottom. Zero frills. Zero loyalty. Operationally brilliant. Strategically catastrophic. Passengers didn’t love Spirit. They used Spirit the way you use a gas station bathroom — reluctantly, never returning unless completely desperate. In 2024, they filed for bankruptcy. The bottom had a floor. They found it.

 

Truth Be Told

When you compete on price, you hand your competitors a weapon. Every time you drop yours, you tell the market your value isn’t real — it was just a number you made up and now you’re taking it back.

 

Meanwhile, Liquid Death — canned water, aggressively priced at premium — turned H₂O into a $700M brand by refusing to race anyone anywhere except up. They didn’t have a better product. They had a better story, better attitude, better audacity. They made water feel like rebellion.

 

That’s the game worth playing.

 

The Market Will Always Find Someone Willing To Go Lower Than You

 

Your job is to make price irrelevant. The brands that outlast market chaos aren’t the cheapest. They’re the most believed in. They’ve built something competitors can’t photocopy: meaning, mythology, a reason to exist beyond the transaction. Harley-Davidson doesn’t sell motorcycles. It sells the last legally acceptable form of rebellion for middle-aged accountants. Try undercutting that.

 

So what do you do instead of racing? You build altitude. You make your brand the one people seek out, aspire to, defend in conversations they didn’t start. You stop chasing the bottom and start owning a summit nobody else is climbing.

 

The Most Dangerous Trophy In Business? The First Place At The Bottom

 

Welcome to the slowest suicide in business: winning the race to the bottom. No spreadsheet will tell you:

 

When price becomes your story, you become forgettable. When you become forgettable, you become replaceable.

 

And replaceable things don’t get chosen.
They get swapped.

 

The Seduction of Cheap

 

Cheap feels like a shortcut.
Fast traction. Quick wins. Volume spikes that look like victory.

 

Until the day you realise you’ve trained your customer to never love you… only tolerate you.

 

Airlines did it. Then had to invent “priority boarding” just to sell dignity back to people.

 

Streaming platforms did it. Then bundled, unbundled, rebundled like confused DJs remixing their own funeral.

 

Every time you drop your price, you’re not just shaving margin.
You are shaving meaning.

 

The Physics of the Bottom

At the bottom, three laws apply:

  1. Gravity wins. There’s always someone willing to go cheaper. Usually with less to lose.
  2. Differentiation dies. You can’t out-story a discount.
  3. Loyalty evaporates. Deal-seekers don’t stay. They migrate.

 

So yes, you can win the race. You just inherit a finish line where no one claps.

 

We’ve All Guzzled The Gospel

 

“Compete on cost! Undercut the competition!” It’s the siren’s song of desperate boardrooms and spreadsheet jockeys. But here’s the gut-punch wisdom: The problem with racing to the bottom is that you might win. And victory? It’s a trapdoor to commoditized hell—where margins evaporate, loyalty’s a myth, and you’re just another faceless widget in the bargain bin.

 

Ever seen airlines turn cabin into a cattle class? Ryanair strips seats to skeletons, charges for air. Passengers cheer the “deal,” then rage at the regret. Offbeat benchmark: Compare that to Singapore Airlines’ suites—pricey, yes, but they own the sky because they race to the top of desire. Or take Zomato vs. the roadside dabba: One feeds hunger; the other feeds souls with stories, quirks, and that viral biryani flex.

 

Have you considered this? Why do 90% of “budget” brands vanish in 5 years? Because cheap erodes soul. Wisdom weighs in: True brands build moats of meaning—wit that winks, wisdom that whispers, weight that anchors.

 

The SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story Reframe: Don’t Compete Down. Design Up

If your strategy can be undercut overnight, it’s not a strategy. It’s a placeholder. Really, I mean it.

Here’s what can be the sharper playbook:

  • Move from Price to Proof
    Make your value visible. Demonstrable. Unignorable.
  • Engineer Emotional Moats
    Utility gets you trials. Meaning gets you tribes.
  • Create Asymmetric Advantages
    Own something competitors can’t copy at speed: a ritual, a worldview, a signature experience.
  • Redefine the Category Math
    Don’t be cheaper toothpaste. Be oral wellness. Don’t be budget stay. Be mindful escape.
  • Audit Your Discounts Like Debt
    Every discount you give, ask: what long-term perception did we just borrow against?

 

Examine The Brands That Refused the Slide

 

The most enduring brands don’t fight on price.
They fight on perception.

They charge for:

  • Certainty in a chaotic world
  • Identity in a commoditised category
  • Belonging in a lonely marketplace

They don’t sell cheaper. They sell clearer.

 

And clarity commands a premium.

 

And For All The 25 to 70% Off Brigade 14 Months In A Year

 

The bottom is crowded. The top is quiet. And weirdly, it’s cheaper to get there than you think—just not in the way spreadsheets measure.

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

Your biggest breakthrough is currently filed under ‘didn’t work’

 

This is a love letter to side effects, happy accidents and the universe’s finest screw ups. BY design, NOT by accident. I dare add.

 

Side Effects Are The Main Event

 

Circa 1989. Pfizer’s lab technicians were hunting for a heart drug. What they got instead was a global cultural phenomenon, four-letter word jokes, and an industry worth $5 billion. The original compound — Sildenafil — was a disappointing chest pain treatment. It barely moved the needle on angina. What it moved, however, was everything else. The clinical trial patients, when asked to return their unused pills, reportedly refused.

 

Read that again. They refused.

 

Pfizer wasn’t trying to fix bedrooms. They were chasing blood pressure. Then boomSildenafil blushes its way into history as Viagra. Little wonder patients refused to return the pills.

 

That’s not a side effect. That’s the universe writing you a Post-it Note in capital letters saying: Hey genius, you’re looking at the wrong problem.

 

The prognosis: the “error” got the applause. The obstacle was never the obstacle. The wrong door was always the right hallway.

 

Speaking of Post-it NotesDr Spencer Silver at 3M in 1968 was trying to create the world’s strongest adhesive. He made the world’s weakest one instead. An adhesive that stuck gently and peeled off cleanly. For six years, nobody cared. Then Art Fry, a fellow 3M researcher, got annoyed that his church choir bookmarks kept falling out of his hymnal. He remembered Silver’s “failed” glue. Stuck it to paper. Stuck that paper to his hymnal. Discovered that 50 billion Post-it Notes would eventually be sold every year.

 

Six years. The answer sat in the drawer for six years waiting for the right question to show up. Its now iconic Canary Yellow color was chosen by happenstance — a lab next door only had scrap yellow paper on hand.

 

The computer mouse(the device that changed how humans interact with machines) is something that millions of us use every day. So, I reckon it would be interesting to understand how this invention of a gadget that we are hand-in-glove with came about. The mouse was inspired by a roll on deodorant. Douglas Engelbart was staring at a butter dish with a rolling ball mechanism, cross-referencing his memory of a roll-on deodorant applicator, and thought: what if I could roll that on a desk and track coordinates? 1968. Almost the same time as the Post-it glue. A phenomenal year for things being used for the wrong reason.

 

What connects Viagra, the Post-it, and the mouse?

 

None of them were invented. They were noticed. Someone looked at a failure, a peculiarity, an anomaly — and instead of filing it under “didn’t work,” they filed it under “works differently than expected.” That is the entire gap between a discoverer and a discarded researcher.

 

It is unfortunate that we are trained — obsessively, institutionally, pathologically — to optimise for the original goal. Hit the target. Solve the brief. Ship the feature. Side effects are noise. Anomalies are bugs. Deviations are failure. We have built entire corporate cultures around the disciplined suppression of accidental discovery.

 

The most expensive thing in any organisation isn’t failure. It’s the failure you dismiss without examining.

 

The question to carry like a loaded gun

 

What unexpected thing happened today that I labelled irrelevant? Because Pfizer’s patients didn’t volunteer information. Someone noticed. 3M’s Silver didn’t quit. Someone listened. Engelbart didn’t see a butter dish. He saw a translation problem with an existing solution.

 

Side effects are first drafts of the next big thing. You just have to be the kind of person who reads the margins.

 

Some more absolute gems for the taking

 

WD-40 — The name is the failure count. Water Displacement, 40th attempt. Thirty-nine times it didn’t work. On the 40th, they got a rust-prevention spray used in nuclear missiles. Today it’s in 4 out of 5 American homes. The failures weren’t the story. They were the address.

 

Corn Flakes John Harvey Kellogg left cooked wheat sitting out by accident. It went stale. He rolled it anyway. Crispy flakes fell out. He served it to sanitarium patients who were supposed to be eating bland food to suppress “excitement.” It accidentally launched the entire global breakfast cereal industry. A $40 billion market born from forgotten leftovers and a Victorian-era theory about human temperament that we’d rather not discuss at breakfast.

 

Brandy — A 16th-century Dutch shipmaster was concentrating wine to reduce shipping bulk, planning to add water back at destination. Forgot. The concentrated wine tasted extraordinary. He called it brandewijn — burnt wine. The accident that launched an entire category of fine spirits, connoisseurship, and a thousand pretentious tasting notes.

 

Coca-Cola– A pharmacist wanted a headache tonic. Accidentally mixed carbonated water with syrup. Oops. Became the world’s most famous soft drink. No headache cured. Thirst invented.

 

Teflon Roy Plunkett in 1938 opened a cylinder of refrigerant gas he’d been experimenting with. Nothing came out — seemingly empty. Curiosity made him cut the cylinder open instead of discarding it. The gas had polymerized into a white waxy solid coating the inside. Spectacularly slippery. Chemically inert. Completely useless for refrigerators. Absolutely perfect for every pan your scrambled eggs have never stuck to since.

 

Microwave Ovens Percy Spencer was testing radar magnetrons for Raytheon in 1945. Walked past the active equipment. Noticed the chocolate bar in his pocket had melted. Most people would’ve been annoyed about the chocolate. Spencer was curious about why. Stuck popcorn kernels in front of the magnetron next. Then an egg (which exploded, because of course it did). Six months later: the first commercial microwave. Born from a melted Hershey bar and a man who asked the right question about his ruined snack.

 

The pattern that emerges when you line them up is almost comedic in its consistency: the discoverer and the dismisser were standing in the exact same spot. One filed it under anomaly. The other filed it under announcement.

 

To Note: Side effects are not bugs. They’re beta releases of the future.

 

What if we flipped the script?

  • Treat anomalies like VIP guests. When something behaves oddly, don’t fix it. Follow it.
  • Run “side-effect sprints.” Allocate time to explore outcomes you didn’t plan for. Curiosity with a calendar.
  • Reward accidents. Not just outcomes. Build cultures where “I found this weird thing” gets applause, not eye-rolls.
  • Document serendipity. Most teams track KPIs. Few track “WTFs.” That’s where the gold hides.
  • Ask a better question: not “Did it work?” but “What else did it do?

 

Because the next Viagra is currently being dismissed as a distraction.
The next Post-it is being labelled “not scalable.”
The next mouse is sitting in a metaphorical butter dish, waiting to be noticed.

 

We don’t need more control. We need better curiosity.
And the courage to admit that sometimes, the plan is just the decoy.

 

Side effects don’t derail progress. They are progress—wearing a disguise.

 

Ditch the sell-by-date dogma. Side effects are your rebel R&D lab—embrace the chaos, or stay chained.

 

Provoke Point: What “side effect” in your life is screaming blockbuster?

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

 

Suresh Dinakaran | Chief Storyteller | ISD Global

Your brand is the conflict you resolve that no one else can

 

STOP. Selling Products. Selling Promises.

 

START. Owning a War.

 

Panadol didn’t sell pills. It sold the end of pain-as-default.

Fevicol didn’t sell adhesive. It sold the end of things that fall apart — at a civilization level.

Nike didn’t sell shoes. It sold the end of ordinary people believing athletic greatness wasn’t for them.

 

If you look back, every powerful brand in history didn’t launch a product.
It declared war on a problem the world had quietly accepted as permanent. Almost deja vu.

 

You would have noticed the pattern from the above examples. The conflict precedes the category. The enemy is always a belief — an inconvenience, a compromise, an injustice — that the market has normalized. The brand is simply the world’s most credible answer to that conflict.

 

That said, if five other brands could resolve your conflict just as well,
you don’t have a brand. You have a SKU.

 

And, it is an irony that most brand owners spend their lives building SKUs while calling them brands. They glorify features. They obsess over fonts. They A/B test taglines. All while the real question goes unasked: What is the one human conflict that this brand — and only this brand — is built to end?

 

Look At The Conflict Map

 

Conflicts aren’t just functional. They’re emotional, cultural, even existential.

HARLEY-DAVIDSON
Resolves the conflict between the life you were told to live and the one
that’s screaming inside you. Not a motorcycle brand — a permission brand.

DUOLINGO
Resolves the conflict between wanting to grow and the guilt of not having
time. Turns learning into a game you can win in seven minutes on a toilet.

AMUL
Resolves the conflict between being a small farmer in a large, indifferent
market. The butter is almost irrelevant. The power shift is everything.

 

From the SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story Podcast Floor

 

Some of the most incisive questions in these conversations cut right to the
heart of this conflict idea — they just weren’t framed that way at the time.

WITH LULU RAGHAVAN — LANDOR
“What is the one thing a brand does that makes its absence genuinely painful to people — not just inconvenient?” That’s a conflict question in disguise.

WITH SONAL DABRAL — CREATIVE SAGE
“Is the idea brave enough to make the client uncomfortable?”
Because real conflicts are uncomfortable. Safe brands resolve nothing.

WITH MAHESH NARAYANAN — BUSINESS LEADER
“Where does the human truth live in this category?”
The human truth IS the conflict. The creative is just the resolution
in beautiful clothes.

WITH RAMESH NARAYANAN — AFAA
“How do you keep a 100-year-old brand relevant without losing its soul?”
Answer: make sure the conflict it was built to resolve still exists —
or find the evolved version of it.

WITH SHUBHRANSHU SINGH — EFFY’s
“What does Royal Enfield stand for that no other bike can claim?”
Stand for = the conflict only you can resolve. For Enfield, it’s the
conflict between modernity’s speed and the human need to feel time slow down.

 

Your Brand Is Not Your Story. It’s The Fight You Finish.

 

The Invisible Battlefield

Every market is a war zone disguised as a category.

  • Food delivery isn’t about food. It’s about “I’m exhausted but I still want control.”
  • Luxury isn’t about price. It’s about “See me the way I see myself.”
  • Edtech isn’t about learning. It’s about “Don’t let me fall behind quietly.”

 

The winners don’t solve problems. They resolve tensions people are too tired to articulate.

 

Thinking Offbeat

 

  • The most powerful fitness brand isn’t selling workouts. It’s resolving guilt vs discipline.
  • The smartest fintech brand isn’t selling convenience. It’s dissolving fear vs aspiration.
  • The boldest hospitality brand isn’t selling rooms. It’s orchestrating escape vs identity.

 

If your brand isn’t sitting inside a human contradiction, it’s sitting outside relevance.

 

The New Brand Playbook (You Are Permitted To Burn The Old One)

  1. Hunt the Tension, Not the Trend
    Trends expire. Tensions endure.
  2. Name the Conflict Ruthlessly
    If you can’t articulate it in one sharp sentence, you don’t own it.
  3. Design for Resolution, Not Attention
    Attention is rented. Resolution is remembered.
  4. Be Uncomfortably Specific
    Vague brands get polite applause. Specific brands get chosen.
  5. Build Rituals Around Resolution
    Make your solution repeatable, addictive, identity-shaping.

 

The SOHB Story Callout : Brands don’t solve problems. They assassinate them.

 

The world doesn’t need another nice brand. It needs a necessary, an other one. Necessary only comes from resolving what others find too ugly, too small, or too scary.

 

Your brand isn’t weak. Your conflict is. Relevance lives inside unresolved tension. Because, you’re not in a category. You’re in a conflict. And, mind you, the sharpest brands don’t attract. They settle something unfinished.

 

Positioning is where you sit in the market. Conflict is why the market can’t sit without you. 

 

Here is the real question that we need to ask: What conflict does your brand have the courage to own…and the capability to resolve?

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

 

RIP Branding(As We Knew It. Good Riddance?)!

 

Caveat: This is a loooong post. So, in case you feel like saying ‘ so long ‘, I will understand.

 

This is a SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story. Not a eulogy. A wake-up call. Handle with irreverence.

 

Though the obituary was not formally written, it was on the cards. And everyone felt it.

 

So, What Does The Crime Scene Look Like?

 

Most brands aren’t facing a strategy problem. They’re facing a mindset fossilisation problem. It suffers from a thinking issue that has gone well past its sell by date. Where 1990s thinking is expected to solve 2026 problems. I am afraid that is not strategy. That is archaeology, willy nilly, re-visited with a magnifying lens. And some marketing budget for company.

 

So, what does the first radical act of future branding? Mindset re-engineering. Burn the mental debris. Or at least Hoover it — the logic behind it.

 

Brands that will survive 2030 won’t just be customer-centric. They’ll be customer-obsessed psychics — anticipating desires before the customer has Googled them, let alone articulated them.

 

Don’t find customers for your products. Find products for your customers

 

This is classic Seth Godin. This is the one sentence that should be tattooed on every brand owner’s forearm. Revolutionary? Not exactly. The only disappointment is that most brands are not venturing into that territory.

 

“We need to stop interrupting what people are interested in & be what people are interested in.” ~ Craig Davis, Founder of Brandkarma and former Chief Creative Officer of J. Walter Thompson.

 

What Universities Should Be Teaching (But Aren’t)

Dear academia, kindly retire nostalgia. Branding students don’t need more case studies. They need:

  • Context agility: The ability to reframe problems in real time
  • Behavioral fluency: Understanding humans beyond data dashboards
  • Experimentation stamina: Build. Break. Rebuild. Repeat.
  • Ethical imagination: Because manipulation scales faster than trust
  • Unlearning as a core competency — because the half-life of a marketing framework is now shorter than a TikTok trend cycle.
  • And crucially — how to build communities, not campaigns. 90% of Gen Z say social media ads, influencer posts, and organic brand content have inspired some percentage of their purchases in the past six months. The classroom should smell less like brand strategy and more like cultural anthropology.

Teach them to think like anthropologists with entrepreneurial ADHD.

 

The Loyalty Contradiction

 

Loyalty in 2030 isn’t repeat purchase. It’s “I’ll forgive your screw-up because you saw my chaos coming.”

Example? Patagonia didn’t sell jackets. They sold permission to feel righteous about spending too much.

 

But the offbeat one: Liquid Death. They took tap water, put it in a tallboy can, and sold rebellion. No new product. Just a new product for an existing customer’s inner punk. That’s not marketing. That’s ventriloquism.

 

True loyalty — the deep, trust-based connection that brands aspire to — fell to 29% in 2025, a 5% drop from 2024. This shift reflects how fragile brand devotion has become in an era of endless choice, rising costs, and viral-driven alternatives.

 

In automotive — an industry that literally had families passing down brand allegiance like heirlooms — brand loyalty has dropped below 50% for the first time in modern measurement history, falling to 49% across all nameplates. The entire economics of customer acquisition and retention must be reconsidered.

 

And the consumers you’re counting on to carry your brand forward into 2030? 43% of U.S. Gen Zers have abandoned a brand they were once loyal to because they “grew bored” with it. Boredom. Not betrayal. Not price. Boredom. Your brand didn’t lose to a competitor. It lost to ennui(pronounced ahn-WEE).

 

The New Loyalty Runs on Completely Different Fuel

 

If you think that loyalty is still points and redemption, you are not only way behind the curve, but going downhill as well.

 

45% of consumers are more likely to trust a product if it goes viral. 33% trust TikTok and social media trends more than ads or brand websites. 41% have bought products promoted by influencers — almost double the overall average. Welcome to Trend Loyalty — an emotionally charged, fast-moving allegiance driven by viral moments rather than long-term relationships.

 

But here’s the double edged sword- where it gets genuinely fascinating and genuinely terrifying for traditional brand thinking: 40% of teens consider themselves loyal to a brand they have never purchased from. 54% say loyalty means telling friends about a brand. 40% say it means simply loving a brand, with no intent to buy.

 

Loyalty has decoupled from purchase. Your most powerful brand advocates may never spend a rupee with you. And your loyalty programme? It’s measuring the wrong thing entirely.

 

The brands winning this game understand this viscerally. E.l.f. Cosmetics didn’t run a single celebrity Super Bowl campaign in the traditional sense — it leaned into transparency, formulation honesty, and let Gen Z validate it themselves on TikTok. The brand now ranks as the #1 favourite beauty brand among Gen Z, with net sales exceeding $1 billion and 28 consecutive quarters of sales growth.

 

Now, you decide if thats that’s a marketing story or a mindset story.

 

Contrary to the general perception, the future isn’t tech. It’s mindset agility.

When Nike started selling connected fitness not sneakers, they stopped being a shoe company. When KFC sold chicken-scented fire logs(yes, really), they stopped selling food—they sold absurdist comfort.

That’s the arsenal: Radical empathy + cheerful self-cannibalism.

Your perspective handcuffs? “But we’ve always done it this way.”
The key? “What if we burned the playbook and asked strangers on Reddit?”

 

The C-Suite Has Lost Faith

NielsenIQ’sCMO Outlook: Guide to 2026 report shows only 69% of marketing leaders believe their CEOs and CFOs support long-term brand investment—an 11 percentage-point drop from 2024 .

Here’s the kicker: 84% of CMOs now view ROI as their primary metric for budget allocation.

Let me repeat that: Return on investment is now the primary metric.

Not brand love. Not emotional connection. Not cultural relevance. ROI.

We’ve reduced the most human discipline in business to a spreadsheet. And then we wonder why trust is hemorrhaging.

 

The Attention Economy Has Collapsed

The IPA’s January 2026 research dropped a bomb the industry is still picking shrapnel from. Charlie Ebdy from Omnicom introduced the concept of “advertising secular stagnation“—borrowing from Depression-era economics to describe environmental factors that cap returns regardless of how brilliant your creative is.

Translation? It’s not you. It’s the environment. Smartphone adoption since 2015 has layered incremental media consumption onto existing habits. You’re not competing with other brands anymore. You’re competing with everything—TikTok, doomscrolling, group chats, and the existential dread of 2026.

The data shows: individual advertising exposures now occupy progressively smaller fractions of any person’s total media time. Your million-dollar campaign? It’s fighting for a sliver of attention that gets thinner every quarter .

 

The ONE Actionable Wisdom: Stop Defending. Start Evolving

 

Across every industry vertical — FMCG, automotive, luxury, fintech, healthcare — the single most dangerous person in any brand organisation is the guardian who has confused protection with preservation.

 

The brand book is not a scripture. It is a living document. Treat it accordingly.

 

Gen Z consumers are five times more likely than older generations to believe newer brands are better or more innovative — which makes the switching cost for disappointing them close to zero. Five times. The loyalty is genuine, but it evaporates the moment you stop being interesting, honest, or useful.

 

New Balance understood this. The brand reached $9.2 billion in revenue in 2025, growing 180% since 2020 — built on a shift from transaction-based marketing to athlete storytelling and creator-first content. They didn’t reinvent their logo. They reinvented their relationship with culture.

 

That is the work. Not the tagline. Not the guidelines. The relationship.

 

The SOHB Story To-Do: Stick Your Neck Out

 

-Run a “What Would We Do If We Started Today?” board session. This quarter. With people who are allowed to say the uncomfortable things.

-Kill one sacred brand assumption before the year ends. Just one. You’ll survive. The brand might not if you don’t.

-Find three customers whose unmet problem you’ve been ignoring because it didn’t fit your product range. Now redesign backwards from their need.

-Stop measuring loyalty by purchase frequency alone. Start measuring advocacy, trust, and cultural resonance. The old dashboard is lying to you.

– Delete the “customer journey maps.” Archive the “brand voice guidelines. Instead, sit with one customer who left. Not a loyalist. Not a promoter. A leaver. Don’t ask why they left. They’ll lie. Or worse, they’ll tell you the truth you can’t handle.

Ask this instead: “What did you wish we’d build, but never did?” Then build that.

Even if it cannibalizes your cash cow. Especially if it cannibalizes your cash cow.

Because the alternative is watching someone else build it—and take your customers with them.

 

The Resurrection: What Replaces Branding

So if branding is dead, what takes its place?

The New Trinity: Usefulness + Trust + Cultural Agility

Not “brand voice.” Not “visual identity.” Not “positioning statements.”

Usefulness: Are you solving a problem today? Not the problem from your 2019 strategy deck. The problem your customer woke up with this morning.

Trust: Would your brand pass the “bank loan” test? If your brand walked into a bank, would they approve the loan?

Cultural Agility: Can you pivot faster than the algorithm changes? The now, next generation doesn’t reward consistency. They reward relevance.

 

RIP BRANDING (AS WE ONCE KNEW IT)

Not a provocation. A post-mortem.

Let’s not romanticize it.
Branding didn’t evolve. It got outpaced.

While we were polishing taglines, the market rewired itself. Quietly. Ruthlessly. Irreversibly.

So here lies “Branding as we knew it.”
Cause of death? A mismatch with reality.

 

Let’s examine the landscape that has caused this to happen:-

 

A. Attention Has Atomised

The average human attention span didn’t just shrink. It fragmented.

Google’s Zero Moment of Truth collapsed decision cycles into seconds.

    • Short-form video turned storytelling into a thumb war.
    • Multi-screen behavior means your “campaign” is now competing with WhatsApp, cricket scores, and a meme about office chai… simultaneously.

Implication: Brand recall has been replaced by momentary relevance.

You are not remembered. You are rediscovered…every single time.

 

B. Trust Has Been Decentralised

Once upon a time, brands built trust through repetition.

Today, trust is outsourced.

  • Over 90% of consumers trust peer recommendations over advertising.
  • Reviews, Reddit threads, creator opinions have more sway than your biggest media burst.
  • A single viral customer complaint can outgun a ₹50 crore campaign.

Implication: The brand is no longer the storyteller. The customer is.

And customers don’t follow scripts.

 

C.Choice Has Exploded

Globalization + D2C + digital rails = infinite shelf space.

  • Categories that once had 5 players now have 500.
  • Switching costs are near zero. Loyalty is one click away from abandonment.
  • Discovery algorithms constantly tempt consumers with “something better.”

Implication: Differentiation has a half-life. Relevance doesn’t.

You are not competing with your category.
You are competing with everything that solves the same tension differently.

 

D.Data Has Flipped the Power Equation

Earlier, brands guessed. Consumers adapted.

Now:

  • Brands track behavior in real time.
  • Consumers expect hyper-personalized experiences in return.
  • If Netflix can recommend perfectly, why can’t your brand even remember me?

Implication: Generic branding feels like incompetence.

Personalisation is no longer a feature. It’s hygiene.

 

E.Purpose Is Under Surveillance

Purpose used to be a brand garnish. Now it’s under a microscope.

  • Consumers fact-check claims instantly.
  • ESG, sustainability, ethics are not PR levers, they are purchase drivers.
  • “Woke-washing” gets called out within hours.

Implication: You don’t own your purpose. Your behavior does.

Consistency between what you say and what you do is now audited…publicly.

 

F.The Funnel Has Collapsed

The neat funnel we worshipped has turned into a chaotic web.

  • Awareness, consideration, purchase, advocacy… now happen in loops.
  • A TikTok video can trigger discovery, validation, and purchase in under 3 minutes.
  • Post-purchase experience is often more influential than pre-purchase advertising.

Implication:Branding is no longer a top-of-funnel activity. It is the entire experience.

Every touchpoint is branding. Every failure is branding.

 

So What Actually Died?

Not branding.
The illusion of control.

  • Control over narrative? Gone.
  • Control over timing? Gone.
  • Control over perception? Negotiated in real time.

What replaces it? Adaptive relevance.

 

The New Laws of Branding (May I Recommend That You Write These in Permanent Ink?)

  1. From Identity to Utility
    If your brand doesn’t do, it doesn’t matter what it says.
  2. From Consistency to Context
    Same message everywhere is lazy.
    Contextual intelligence is the new craft.
  3. From Campaigns to Systems
    Campaigns spike. Systems sustain.
    Build engines, not fireworks.
  4. From Ownership to Participation
    You don’t own your brand.
    You co-create it with your ecosystem.

 

Final Word( I See You Breathing A Sigh Of Relief?)

 

RIP Branding” is not a eulogy. It’s a reset button.

 

The old playbook optimized for stability.
The new one thrives on flux.

 

So don’t defend your brand.

 

Rebuild it.
Continuously.
Relentlessly.
Publicly.

 

Because the market isn’t asking, “What do you stand for?”

 

It’s asking, “How fast can you evolve… before I move on?”

 

PS: On a completely different note, I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

Beginners rush forward. Masters come back

 

The Learning Curve is not a curve, but a full circle- Not trying to throw a curve ball here!

 

Some food for thought to begin with.

 

Michael Jordan, basketball god, gets cut from his high school varsity team. Fast-forward: Six rings, GOAT status. Retirement? He circles back to baseball (because why not?), bombs spectacularly, then reboots with the Chicago Bulls for three more titles. Learning loop: Humiliation → Domination → Humble Pie → Dynasty.

 

Or take J.K. Rowling—rejections piling like unread mail, Harry Potter rejected 12 times, then wizard billions. Post-fame? She dives into crime novels as Robert Galbraith, circles back incognito, rediscovers the raw thrill of the unknown.

 

Imagine: The chef who masters Michelin stars, quits to sling street tacos in Mexico City, only to reinvent fine dining upon return. Circle complete.

 

Mastery is not about adding layers.It’s about shedding them

 

The beginner and the master often look suspiciously similar.
The difference? The beginner doesn’t know.
The master doesn’t need to prove.

 

A child picks up a crayon and draws without permission.
An adult picks up the same crayon and asks, “What’s the brief?”

 

That’s not evolution. That’s erosion.

 

Learning, in its truest form, is less like upgrading software and more like recovering lost firmware.

 

The Learning Curve is not a curve, but a full circle

( The caption of this paragraph is a line that I read in the book ‘ One Minute Wisdom ” by Dr Debashis Chatterjee, Director, IIM, Kozhikode).

 

Let’s distill the wit in the wisdom: That “curve” is a lie peddled by the linear brained. Real growth is circular—peak performance births complacency, which demands reinvention. It’s not ascent; it’s orbit. Einstein nailed it: “Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.” But geniuses know prevention loops back to new problems. Weight hits when you realize: Mastery without the circle is stagnation in disguise.

 

We’ve built entire education systems on the myth of linear ascent.
Grades. Levels. Certifications.

A staircase with no permission to spiral.

But the most dangerous learners? They don’t climb.

They orbit.

 

So how do you learn in circles (without losing your mind)?

1. Revisit what you think you’ve “outgrown.”
Go back to first principles. Not to repeat—but to reinterpret.

2. Chase confusion, not clarity.
Clarity is often borrowed. Confusion is deeply original.

3. Unlearn publicly.
There is power in saying, “I was wrong.” It resets the loop.

4. Rotate contexts.
Apply the same idea in wildly different arenas. Watch it mutate.

5. Protect your beginner’s mind like it’s IP.
Curiosity without ego is your unfair advantage.

 

A musician starts raw, becomes technical, then transcends both.
An entrepreneur begins naive, becomes strategic, then returns to instinct.
A teacher starts with answers, gathers frameworks, and ends with better questions.

 

Circle.

 

Here’s a thought that might be worth pondering over

 

What if everything you’re learning right now, you already knew? Not déjà vu. Not mysticism. Just the maddening, magnificent truth that learning doesn’t go forward — it comes around.

The curve lied to us(We are all prudent in hindsight, hence recognising).

We were sold a clean, confident arc — you start ignorant, you end expert, you retire with a plaque. School. College. Career. Mastery. Done. Linear. Lovely. Wrong.

Ask a jazz musician what they’re doing at 60. Relearning scales. Ask a Nobel laureate what humbles them. What they don’t know. Ask a monk with 40 years of practice what they’re working on. Beginner mind.

 

The experts keep circling back. Because wisdom isn’t a summit. It’s a return.

Consider the caterpillar — which doesn’t become a butterfly so much as it dissolves into biological soup inside the cocoon before anything new forms. It doesn’t build on what it was. It erases it. Then rebuilds from the undone. That’s not a curve. That’s a full, violent, gorgeous circle.

 

Or look at Pixar. Every film begins with the director’s “worst version” of the idea. They call it “embracing the ugly baby.” Years of production. Millions of dollars. And they always — always — return to the original messy instinct they started with. The circle validates the beginning.

 

Or this: Andy Warhol spent his most celebrated period painting soup cans — the most basic, mass-produced objects on earth. He went from fine art training back to the ordinary. The circle made him legendary.

 

You don’t arrive at knowledge. You orbit it

Each revolution — tighter, richer, closer to the core.

The learning curve? Full circle.

Which means the most dangerous question isn’t “What do I still need to learn?”

It’s What have I forgotten to keep learning?”

 

PS: On a completely different noteI am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below:

 

You were born loaded. This is the formula to stop acting broke

 

Writer Isabel’s formula is ten words that will quietly rearrange your entire life — if you’re brave enough to let it. Isabel didn’t write a 400-page manifesto. She wrote one sentence. Sit with it:

 

“Figure out what you’re good at without trying, then try.”

 

It’s the most elegant takedown of the “Hustle Porn” industry ever written. Because the tragedy of modern ambition isn’t that we don’t work hard enough. It’s that we spend 90% of our energy trying to become mediocre at things we suck at, while ignoring the one thing we do better than breathing. It’s not “follow your passion” fluff; it’s predatory precision.

The Dangerous Romance With Struggle

We’ve fetishized the hard.

If it’s not painful, it’s not progress. If it’s not complex, it’s not credible.

So the natural storyteller forces themselves into spreadsheets.
The intuitive strategist buries instinct under frameworks.
The born teacher chases titles instead of tribes.

We don’t fail because we lack talent.
We fail because we misallocate it.

Effortless Is Not Effort-Free

Let’s not confuse the equation. “Without trying” doesn’t mean “without effort.”

It means low friction entry, high ceiling mastery.

The swimmer doesn’t fight water. They still train like hell.

The writer doesn’t struggle for voice. They still rewrite like a maniac.

The strategist doesn’t hunt for insight. They still sharpen it till it cuts clean.

The sequence matters:

Discover ease.Then apply intensity.

Not the other way around.

The Autopilot Audit

Look at your childhood report cards. Look at the arguments you win without preparing. Look at the thing you do where you look up and three hours have vanished like a magic trick, while everyone else is checking their watch wondering when the torture will end.

That’s your cheat code.

Isabel’s formula separates the world into two camps. The Struggle Bunnies—who believe suffering is a virtue, grinding themselves into dust trying to fix their weaknesses. And the Cheaters—who look at their natural gifts, shrug, and say, “Right. Now I’ll actually apply pressure here.”

 

The Offbeat Benchmark: Mozart vs. The Accountant

We fetishize the myth of the tortured genius. But Mozart wasn’t good at music because he tried hard. He was good at music the way fish are good at swimming. It was his operating system. The trying came later, in the refinement.

Compare that to the corporate warrior spending 80 hours a week trying to be “a people person” when their superpower is actually deep, obsessive focus. That’s not grit. That’s self-sabotage.

 

The Quiet Rebellion

In a world obsessed with becoming more, the real flex is becoming more of what you already are.

Not louder. Not busier. Just…sharper.

Because the shortest path to extraordinary is not adding layers.

It’s removing resistance.

And then trying like it matters.

Roger Federer wasn’t good at tennis because he worked hard. He worked hard because he was already inexplicably, unfairly, cosmically good. The effort was jet fuel poured into an engine that already existed. Without the engine, it’s just a puddle of wasted fuel on the tarmac.

Jazz musician Marcus Roberts was blind from age five. What he had — rhythm, memory, an ear that processed music like a second heartbeat — he had without a single lesson. When the trying came, it landed on bedrock. Bedrock, not quicksand.

Most people never pause long enough to find their bedrock. They’re too busy performing busyness. Too scared that if they stop running, they’ll have to actually look at what they’re running toward.

 

Isabel’s not peddling ease; she’s arming rebels. Ditch the try-hard Olympics. Hunt your effortless edge. Then? Dominate.

 

The Provocation

 

Go back. Not to your resume. To the last time someone said, “How did you just do that?” and you had no good answer because it didn’t feel like doing anything. That shrug? That’s the signal. Chase the shrug.

 

The formula isn’t permission to coast. It’s precision targeting before you fire. Why spend your one ridiculous life shooting in all directions when you were handed a laser?

 

Figure out what you’re good at without trying. Then try like your life depends on it. Because it does. The “without trying” part isn’t about laziness. It’s about identifying your factory settings. Then you upgrade the software.

 

Try This. No, Seriously

  1. Audit Your Effortless Wins
    List 5 things people thank you for that you barely notice doing.

  2. Follow the Energy, Not the Applause
    What leaves you strangely charged instead of drained?

  3. Prototype, Don’t Philosophize
    Take one “easy strength” and push it 10x harder for 30 days.

  4. Stop Outsourcing Your Identity
    If your talent doesn’t fit a job description, redesign the job.

  5. Commit to Mastery, Not Variety
    Depth compounds. Dabbling doesn’t.

 

“Your hidden gift is screaming. Ignore it? Grind forever. Listen? Game over.”

Provoke that, world.

 

PS: On a completely different note,I am taking the liberty to share here that my other blog SOHB(State Of The Heart Branding) Story is now a Podcast as wellYou can access it on these links below: