{"id":2053,"date":"2025-04-03T17:27:05","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T13:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/?p=2053"},"modified":"2025-04-03T17:27:12","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T13:27:12","slug":"stories-that-yell-stories-that-tell-stories-that-swell-and-stories-that-sell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/03\/stories-that-yell-stories-that-tell-stories-that-swell-and-stories-that-sell\/","title":{"rendered":"Stories that Yell, Stories that Tell, Stories that Swell, and Stories that Sell!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lets begin with an imaginary tale of two storytellers:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time, in a corporate jungle far, far away, two executives presented the same data. One put up a PowerPoint slide so dense it could stop a bullet. The other told a story about a struggling farmer in Vidarbha who turned his fate around with a single innovation. Guess who got the funding?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Stories aren\u2019t just for bedtime<\/em><\/span>\u2014they\u2019re the currency of influence, the weapon of persuasion, and sometimes, the last refuge of the desperate (looking at you, most politicians). But not all stories are created equal. Some scream for attention, some whisper wisdom, some inflate like a souffl\u00e9 of self-importance, and some\u2026 well, some just make you swipe your credit card.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8221; <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">In a world drowning in content but starving for meaning, it&#8217;s the stories that matter.<\/span>&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Remember that time your aunt cornered you at a family gathering to recount\u2014in excruciating detail\u2014her recent dental surgery? That, my friend, is a story that yells. It demands attention without earning it. Now contrast that with the time you stayed up until 3 AM, bleary-eyed but unable to put down that thriller. That&#8217;s a story that sells.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The difference? Everything.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&#8220;In a world choking on corporate drivel and drowning in mediocre marketing, most &#8216;storytellers&#8217; deserve a muzzle, not a microphone.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s cut the crap, shall we? You&#8217;ve suffered through enough sanitized corporate storytelling to recognize the stench of insincerity from across the internet. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Time to dissect the narrative corpse<\/em><\/span> and see what&#8217;s actually inside.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Stories that YELL: The Attention Terrorists<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We begin with the loudest offenders\u2014those <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>narrative terrorists<\/em><\/span> holding your attention hostage with their <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>verbal explosives<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These are the storytelling equivalents of that drunk uncle at weddings who thinks the solution to not being interesting is simply being louder. They&#8217;re the digital equivalent of someone honking in traffic when the light&#8217;s still red\u2014impatient, entitled, and utterly pointless.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Take Indian TV news debates\u2014the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>WWE of journalism<\/em><\/span> where facts tap out to decibels. Most anchors don&#8217;t host discussions; t<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>hey conduct verbal carpet-bombing campaigns where truth is the first casualty<\/em><\/span>. &#8220;THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW!&#8221; does it? Or do you just need to refill your prescription?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Internationally, remember when <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Pepsi<\/em><\/span> tried to solve police brutality and racial tensions with <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Kendall Jenner<\/em> <\/span>and a can of soda? That story screamed so tone-deaf that the entire internet developed tinnitus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Or consider the entire <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Patanjali<\/em> <\/span>empire built on the shoulders of screaming pseudo-science. &#8220;ALLOPATHY WILL KILL YOU! BUY OUR CORONIL!&#8221; They yelled during a pandemic when people were literally gasping for breath. Classy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Yelling stories are the marketing equivalent of desperation perfume<\/em><\/span>\u2014the stronger the scent, the more we suspect you&#8217;re hiding something rotten underneath.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On a lighter note, if you\u2019re gonna <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>yell<\/em><\/span>, make sure it\u2019s <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>either hilarious, horrifying, or both<\/em><\/span>. Otherwise, you\u2019re just another uncle at a wedding drunk on cheap whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Stories that TELL: The Truth Smugglers<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next in the line up are stories that <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>TELL<\/em><\/span>\u2014<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>narrative ninjas<\/em><\/span> that infiltrate your consciousness without setting off mental alarm systems.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Unlike their screaming cousins, these stories don&#8217;t beg for attention; they earn it by actually having something worth saying. Revolutionary concept, I know.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Tanishq<\/em><\/span> released their &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Remarriage<\/em><\/span>&#8221; advertisement showing a Muslim family celebrating a Hindu bride&#8217;s second marriage ceremony, they told India a story about interfaith harmony without preaching. Of course, the trolls went ballistic (because how dare anyone suggest religions can coexist peacefully in this country?), but the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>quiet authenticity<\/em><\/span> of that narrative lingered long after the online outrage machine found its next target.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Globally, look at how <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Ukrainian President Zelenskyy<\/em> <\/span>responded when offered evacuation at the beginning of Russia&#8217;s invasion: &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>I need ammunition, not a ride.<\/em><\/span>&#8221; Six words. No PowerPoint. No brand consultant. Just raw, undiluted narrative potency that told us everything about leadership without using the word once.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Or take <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Patagonia<\/em><\/span>&#8216;s founder giving away the company to fight climate change. No glossy sustainability report, no green-washed mission statement\u2014just a radical action that tells the story of their environmental commitment better than a million corporate pledges.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Telling stories respect their audience enough not to beat them over the head with meaning.<\/em><\/span> They understand that if you need to explain your point, you&#8217;ve already failed at making it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-&#8221; Subscribe to my newsletter for life-changing secrets!&#8221;\u2014every crypto bro ever. Turns out, the only life-changing part was your bank balance evaporating.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sadhguru\u2019s &#8220;Inner Engineering&#8221;<\/span><\/em>\u2014half spiritual wisdom, half &#8220;Wait, did he just sell me a $500 course to breathe?&#8221;Masterful.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Takeaway<\/em><\/span>: The best stories don\u2019t just tell\u2014they <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>rewire<\/em><\/span>. Whether it\u2019s enlightenment or an MLM scheme depends on how good the storyteller is.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Stories that SWELL: The Mind Infiltrators<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then there are stories that<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em> SWELL<\/em><\/span>\u2014those <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>psychological sleeper cells<\/em><\/span> that activate long after exposure, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>expanding in your mind like narrative time bombs<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>These are <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>stories that hijack your mental real estate<\/em><\/span>, refusing eviction notices even years later.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Remember that <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Cadbury ad<\/em><\/span> where the girl runs onto a cricket field to celebrate her boyfriend&#8217;s century? Two decades later, we&#8217;re still humming &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Kuch Khaas Hai<\/em><\/span>&#8221; whenever we see a cricket match and chocolate. That&#8217;s not marketing; that&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>mental colonization<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Mumbai&#8217;s dabbawallas<\/em><\/span> were featured in a <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Harvard Business School<\/em><\/span> case study, it wasn&#8217;t just lunch delivery being analyzed\u2014it was a swelling story about Indian efficiency and ingenuity penetrating global business consciousness, elegantly flipping the bird to colonial stereotypes about Indian systems.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Or consider the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Thai life insurance commercials<\/em><\/span>\u2014those <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>emotional assassins disguised as advertisements<\/em><\/span>. They start with <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>simple human moments<\/em><\/span> that suddenly <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>balloon into existential meditations<\/em><\/span> that leave you sobbing in the fetal position, questioning your life choices, and calling your parents at 2 AM. And somehow, you&#8217;re grateful for the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>emotional mugging<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Swelling stories are mental parasites with benefits<\/em><\/span>\u2014they burrow deep and reshape you from the inside, making you think the transformation was your idea all along.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Stories that SELL: The Wallet Whisperers<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we arrive at stories that <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>SELL<\/em><\/span>\u2014those <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>slick conversational pickpockets<\/em><\/span> that empty your wallet while you&#8217;re nodding in agreement.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The<em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> best selling stories<\/span><\/em> perform the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>ultimate illusion<\/em><\/span>: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>making you feel like purchasing was your brilliant decision<\/em><\/span> rather than their carefully engineered outcome.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Amul<\/span><\/em>&#8216;s\u00a0 topical cartoons have been <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>social commentary wrapped in butter puns<\/em><\/span> for over 50 years. While politicians and celebrities come and go, the <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Amul girl<\/span> <\/em>remains\u2014serving delicious roasts alongside dairy products. They&#8217;ve sold butter by selling wry observation, proving Indians will digest anything if it&#8217;s seasoned with the right amount of cheeky humor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Or look at how <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Old Spice<\/span><\/em> resurrected itself from grandpa&#8217;s bathroom cabinet to millennial must-have. &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>The Man Your Man Could Smell Like<\/em><\/span>&#8221; didn&#8217;t sell deodorant\u2014it sold self-aware absurdity and permitted men to care about how they smell without threatening their fragile masculinity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>CRED<\/em><\/span> launched with absurdist ads featuring cricket legends like <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Rahul Dravid<\/em> <\/span>having road rage meltdowns, they weren&#8217;t selling a credit card payment app\u2014they were selling membership in an inside joke. &#8220;Not everyone gets it&#8221; was less about financial literacy and more about creating a velvet rope around their brand narrative.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Great selling stories understand that modern consumers have developed antibodies against traditional marketing<\/em><\/span>. So instead of attacking defenses head-on, they slip in disguised as entertainment, education, or empowerment.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Fevicol doesn\u2019t sell glue\u2014it sells indestructibility<\/em><\/span><strong>.<\/strong>\u00a0From wedding benches stuck together for generations to an unbreakable bond between a rickshaw and its passengers, their ads are <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>marketing\u00a0gold<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Takeaway<\/em><\/span><strong>:<\/strong>\u00a0The best stories don\u2019t just make you listen; <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>they make you act<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>How about some brutal truth<\/em><\/span>?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the unvarnished reality: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Most brands are narrative butchers<\/em><\/span>, hacking away at potentially good stories until they&#8217;re unrecognizable mush. They yell when they should tell, tell when they should swell, attempt to swell when they should just sell.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The result? A marketplace of <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>narrative mediocrity<\/em><\/span> where brands throw spaghetti at the wall and call the sticky mess &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>storytelling strategy<\/em><\/span>.&#8221; Without much deciphering needed, we can label it &#8221; <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Spray and Pray<\/em><\/span> &#8220;!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Consider the endless parade of purpose-washing campaigns from corporations suddenly discovering &#8220;values&#8221; fifty years into their existence. Yes, I&#8217;m sure that multinational oil company really does care deeply about female empowerment. Almost as much as they care about avoiding environmental regulations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The Bullsh*t Divide<\/span> <\/em>\u2014there are two kinds of people in this world:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Those who think &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>data speaks for itself<\/em><\/span>&#8220;(Spoiler: It doesn\u2019t. Data mumbles in a corner like a socially awkward intern.)<\/p>\n<p>-Those who wrap facts in stories so damn spicy, they make your <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>LinkedIn influencer<\/em> <\/span>look like a <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>PowerPoint snoozefest<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Stories aren\u2019t just nice-to-have\u2014they\u2019re the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>difference<\/em><\/span> between &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Who the hell are you?<\/em><\/span>&#8220;and &#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Shut up and take my money!<\/em><\/span>&#8221; But not all stories hit the same. Some scream like a banshee on <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Red Bull<\/em><\/span>, some finesse like a <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Tinder<\/em><\/span> smooth-talker, some inflate like a politician\u2019s promises, and some? Some slide into your wallet like a seasoned pickpocket.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Stories don\u2019t just talk. They hypnotize, manipulate, and occasionally, empty wallets. If your story doesn\u2019t make people either laugh, cry, or question their life choices\u2014try again. Your data is boring. Your story shouldn\u2019t be. <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Elizabeth Holmes<\/span><\/em> swelled. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Elon Musk<\/em><\/span> yelled. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>De Beers<\/em><\/span> sold. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Be like De Beers<\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>So, What\u2019s Your Story?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If your brand is just\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>yelling<\/em><\/span>, dial it down. If it\u2019s only\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>telling<\/em><\/span>, add some intrigue. If it\u2019s\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>swelling<\/em><\/span>, perfect. And if it\u2019s\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>selling<\/em><\/span>, well, congrats\u2014you\u2019ve cracked the code.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/2023\/10\/26\/hey-story-have-some-spine\/\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Great storytelling<\/em><\/span><\/a> isn\u2019t about volume; it\u2019s about\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>value<\/em><\/span>. Now, go forth and tell a story worth buying.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2055\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Storytelling-V-Storymaking.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"2000\" height=\"2435\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Lets begin with an imaginary tale of two storytellers: &nbsp; Once upon a time, in a corporate jungle far, far away, two executives presented the same data. One put up a PowerPoint slide so dense it could stop a bullet. The other told a story about a struggling farmer in Vidarbha who turned his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/03\/stories-that-yell-stories-that-tell-stories-that-swell-and-stories-that-sell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stories that Yell, Stories that Tell, Stories that Swell, and Stories that Sell!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2056,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions\/2056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sureshdinakaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}